Mediocre Man stands at center stage in a yellowish-brown suit. Frantic Boy bounds onstage and looks at the audience with his hands on his hips.
Frantic Boy - Why the brown suit, Mediocre Man?
Mediocre Man - Because today (raises an index finger skyward) I am Medium-Ochre Man!
Audience Groans.
Lights fade to black.
2 comments:
You forgot that "dun-dun-daaah" of the trumpet in the background. Great pun.
My friend, Alpha, enjoys your blog. He appreciates the humour, I think. You'll meet Alpha at our wedding, or hopefully before.
Do not go gentle into that all-devouring-thesis.
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