Mediocre Man pets the empty carpet space thinking of his beloved lost dog and cat. Meanwhile Frantic Boy rips a large tree from the ground and hurls it into a mountain, crushing the mountain and causing catastrophic damage. I guess that's life.

A cup of coffee is a warm thing. It has some steam that steams from the inside stuff. The inside stuff is coffee. On the outside is a ceramic mug. That mug is white with a handle. That handle sometimes falls off on other mugs, but not this mug. This mug and this coffee are good.

This moment is good. Pause time for a while.
Relive and observe and preserve.
This moment is bad. Cold pricks in my skin.
Worry and regret and forget.
This moment is textured. Its perfectly flawed.
Its short and forever. Its never and ever.

Cole Mickeal Peron is my new nephew!

Hello baby Cole!
You are pretty tiny.
What? Are you five days old already?
Take it easy buddy.
See you soon.

A small bite of bitumen.
Let me have one.

A small man breaks things,
like walls in his way.
walks miles fakes smiles
pretends work is like play.

Dear Canadian Space Agency,

I am applying in pursuit of my dream to become an astronaut. My peak mental and physical conditioning will allow me to not only survive but to tame the very wildness of outer-space for the betterment of all Canada-kind.

All of my education and training has been in preparation for this moment, to answer my country’s call for spacemen. I have completed my Master’s degree in Aerospace Engineering, so my natural mental acuity has been supremely trained and honed with the concepts of aerodynamics, robotics and space systems. Physicality is certainly an area where I am no wimp, for camping, hockey, and ultimate frisbee have honed this body of mine to the point where I have been compared to a Greek god.

Perseverance, tenacity, dedication, charismatic, genius, future Prime-Minister of Canada; all of these words, and more, have been used to describe yours truly. Whether I am captaining the University of Toronto Free Flight Glider Team or leading my ultimate frisbee team to yet another victory, I always demand the best from my teammates and myself. My father has described me as my own biggest critic, and I am, but yet I see no flaws. Perfect candidate, check!

End Letter.

Things to do this summer:
-Go to a thunder bay wedding.
-Help dad build a shed.
-Go to Michelle's cottage.
-Invent stuff.
-Play frisbee.
-Get a house w/mortgage.
-Go camping.
-Fix my kayak.
-Build a mahogany motor boat.
-Live a bright and ferocious life.

Hi Michelle!!! Mwuah!