The Adventures of Frantic Boy and Mediocre Man

2009-05-26T23:46:00.002-04:00

Mediocre Man pets the empty carpet space thinking of his beloved lost dog and cat. Meanwhile Frantic Boy rips a large tree from the ground and hurls it into a mountain, crushing the mountain and causing catastrophic damage. I guess that's life.

A cup of coffee is a warm thing. It has some steam that steams from the inside stuff. The inside stuff is coffee. On the outside is a ceramic mug. That mug is white with a handle. That handle sometimes falls off on other mugs, but not this mug. This mug and this coffee are good.

2009-03-30T23:27:00.004-04:00

This moment is good. Pause time for a while.
Relive and observe and preserve.
This moment is bad. Cold pricks in my skin.
Worry and regret and forget.
This moment is textured. Its perfectly flawed.
Its short and forever. Its never and ever.

2008-11-13T22:31:00.003-05:00

Cole Mickeal Peron is my new nephew!

Hello baby Cole!
You are pretty tiny.
What? Are you five days old already?
Take it easy buddy.
See you soon.

2008-09-29T23:55:00.002-04:00

A small bite of bitumen.
Let me have one.

2008-09-29T23:42:00.002-04:00

A small man breaks things,
like walls in his way.
walks miles fakes smiles
pretends work is like play.

2008-07-29T21:44:00.001-04:00

Dear Canadian Space Agency,

I am applying in pursuit of my dream to become an astronaut. My peak mental and physical conditioning will allow me to not only survive but to tame the very wildness of outer-space for the betterment of all Canada-kind.

All of my education and training has been in preparation for this moment, to answer my country’s call for spacemen. I have completed my Master’s degree in Aerospace Engineering, so my natural mental acuity has been supremely trained and honed with the concepts of aerodynamics, robotics and space systems. Physicality is certainly an area where I am no wimp, for camping, hockey, and ultimate frisbee have honed this body of mine to the point where I have been compared to a Greek god.

Perseverance, tenacity, dedication, charismatic, genius, future Prime-Minister of Canada; all of these words, and more, have been used to describe yours truly. Whether I am captaining the University of Toronto Free Flight Glider Team or leading my ultimate frisbee team to yet another victory, I always demand the best from my teammates and myself. My father has described me as my own biggest critic, and I am, but yet I see no flaws. Perfect candidate, check!

End Letter.

2008-06-15T16:05:00.002-04:00

Things to do this summer:
-Go to a thunder bay wedding.
-Help dad build a shed.
-Go to Michelle's cottage.
-Invent stuff.
-Play frisbee.
-Get a house w/mortgage.
-Go camping.
-Fix my kayak.
-Build a mahogany motor boat.
-Live a bright and ferocious life.

2008-04-16T22:24:00.001-04:00

Hi Michelle!!! Mwuah!

2008-03-11T23:42:00.002-04:00

New Post!

Here's some new stuff. I've switched jobs from Tricom to Bombardier. We keep getting snow, and I keep shoveling it. It's past my bedtime. g'nite.

I don't know if I have the attention span that these blogs require.

2008-01-19T01:34:00.000-05:00

No meaning exists
In the words that I've pissed
Into the snow
So just let it go.

Frantic Boy asks Mediocre Man where he's come from. Mediocre man only shrugs.
Mediocre Man whines about his current situation. When other people whine that their situation is worse. Mediocre Man begs to differ, and often intrudes with his differing, offering no true contribution to the conversation. Frantic Boy then gets angry and yells.

2008-01-19T01:26:00.000-05:00

Thin in the armour,
Thick in the brain.
I've used up all my napkins,
I've lost all that I've gained.

Nature nurtures nothing,
Pink potatoe pie.
Laughter lurking later,
Scrapes the solemn sky.

2007-11-04T15:50:00.000-05:00

November 4th 2007.

Story 1. The other day Michelle and I watched the movie 'Lars and the Real-Girl'. It's about a man who develops a delusion that his internet ordered life-sized doll is real and he's dating her. It's full of touching moments where the town tries to help Lars and his very fragile grip on reality. I liked it and maybe you will too.

Story 2. When Michelle and I were coming home from the movies and we decided to stop at Tim Hortons. While Michelle saved us a seat, I lined up to get us some stuff to drink. There was a man in line who was trying to get the attention of the couple in front of him. He turned to me and explained that he had dropped his loonie, at that moment the woman had looked down, discovered the loonie and picked it up. Now he couldn't get their attention because they were ignoring him. We laughed for a bit about it, as the couple continued to ignore us. I told him that 'you win some, you lose some' and he took it all very philosophically.

2007-10-17T22:29:00.001-04:00

It's a bittersweet symphony, this life - he said
You stole that line - said I
So what? Philosophy ain't property.
Touche
Touché
Whatever.

2007-10-08T23:32:00.000-04:00

I really like thanksgiving. I like it because it is a time when family gets together for no reason other than to hang out and to catch up. I like it because the leaves are all orange and red and yellow and they paint the world vibrant. I like it because it will always be the anniversary of when I went down on one knee and asked Michelle to marry me. I like it because Michelle said yes.

2007-09-25T22:13:00.000-04:00

Chapter 1
There was a boy: my age, my characteristics, yet with a defining issue... like a fear of monkeys.

Chapter 2
Circumstances are clarified: maybe he works in a zoo or something.

Chapter 3
Empty lead in chapter: he cleans rhino poop, brushes lions' teeth, then comes to the monkey pit.

Chapter 4
Climax: GIANT MONKEY BRAWL, throw in phrase 'Rhesus Christ! They're huge!'

Chapter 5
End of story: find they have a lot in common, make up, lounge around and eat bananas.

2007-09-25T22:08:00.000-04:00

When speaking in generalities, one evades the truth.
In general, that is always the case.

2007-09-25T22:04:00.000-04:00

Slow snails
Eat grass
And leaves
And salt

I step
Over them
Cars zoom
Crush them

2007-09-20T18:30:00.000-04:00

Sept 20, 2007

Update: I went to a Hindu wedding last weekend and there was lots of food, and dancing. Michelle got to meet up with some of her old pharmacy friends. Speaking of Michelle, she is now a registered pharmacist so any drug-related questions you have can be directed her way. As for myself. I am still working in Mississauga for Tricom on aircraft simulator stuff. It's going okay. Google has set up a prize for any company that can send a rover to the moon and have it drive around a bit and send back footage. I've got my eye on that $20 million.

So, that's it.

Jay out.

p.s. I also bought some roof racks. I bought them from the states to save some money so I was pretty pumped when they arrived safely.

2007-09-04T15:03:00.001-04:00

Woodsy Michelle

She can punch a bear in the face,
Wrest an eagle from its nesting place.
She can fell a tree with a single chop,
She can hike forever and she just won't stop!

2007-08-25T23:36:00.000-04:00

Today is August 25th 2007.

Not much is up. I just thought that I'd write in my blog because it is nice to do at times. Maybe I'll philosophize for a bit... Nah. That's kind of boring.

The other day Michelle and I had some Indian food and then we went to see the movie Stardust. It's a fanstasy movie, probably aimed at the people who liked the Princess Bride but are now grown up.

Other than that... new Futurama DVD's are coming out this november and next year. It'll be pretty sweet. Umm. This fall is the first fall where I'm not heading back to school. That's something. Actually, it's the first fall in 20 years where I'm not going back to school. I have 20 years of education. That's a lot.

Anyway I'm going to go read some Count of Monte Cristo, which I've got on the go. It's nice revenge tale. I think I'll try to update my blog a bit more often.

See you later.

2007-07-27T00:58:00.000-04:00

New things:
I bought a car.
My sister, Melissa, is getting married.
My father is getting married in just over a month.
I got a job.

Poem:
I stab the ground with a twig.
Tossing dirt until the twig breaks.
What a pointless event.

Poem 2:
Dirigibles drift downwards
Flashing a firey inferno
That tumbles towards tonight.

2007-06-26T09:35:00.000-04:00

The other day Michelle and I went to visit Melissa, Mark and Maryann in Mississauga. There we had a barbecue with sausages and corn on the cob that was quite delicious. And then we ate some Galaxy chocolate bars from Wales. We also played the wii which Maryann had not played before.

Then yesterday Maryann had a test for a potential job. Since she was downtown we decided to meet up. We walked down to the Eaton Centre after her test where we ate huge helpings of Teriyaki Chicken. Once we were sufficiently stuffed we decided to walk around. It took us a while but eventually we found a flower shop where Maryann bought Melissa and Mark some flowers. They were pink and white. After that I was Maryann off at the Dundas TTC station. Then I went home.

2007-06-07T17:43:00.000-04:00

I won an online contest. I won a wireless phone and a year's subscription to Roger's Home Phone. That was pretty neat.

Jay

2007-06-07T01:38:00.000-04:00

I punched a pirate in the face
He gave a grunt
I gave him space

His fist went whistling by my nose
I rapped his head
His anger grows

A pirate glint within his stare
He spat a tooth
I stood right there

Our muscles bulged but mine were bigger
He looked away
And I drove him thither

2007-05-27T13:06:00.000-04:00

Today is Sunday May 27th.
It is the last day of Michelle's pharmacy exam, so I just wanted to congratulate her since it was really difficult and a pain in the neck, but she stuck it through and now she doesn't have to do tests anymore.

CONGRATULATIONS MICHELLE!! Let's go celebrate!

Love,
Jay

2007-05-18T15:45:00.000-04:00

Today is Friday May 18th, 2007.

Recently I have been looking for a job, an aerospace engineering job. As of yet, the search has proved fruitless. But oh well, I'm sure something will turn up if I just keep hacking away. I am also fine tuning some of my engineering software skills so that I can brag a bit more in my resume.

My summer frisbee team is starting up next Tuesday. Michelle and I were trying to come up with a name for it. I suggested 'The Destructors'. Then Michelle mentioned that 'The Disctructors' was funnier. And, damn, I gotta say it is!

Other than that, not much is up. I've just been sitting around and thinking and trying to get a job.

Jay

2007-04-26T23:01:00.000-04:00

Distractions have stolen my brain
while I was busy
watching tv

2007-04-26T22:57:00.000-04:00

I have a new goal in life: Less saying, more doing!

I've stated my goals in life many times, many different goals. It's time to start pounding away at them.

2007-04-25T16:00:00.000-04:00

I am now 25. That's pretty neat.

This weekend I'm going to Sudbury with Michelle to visit some of her buddies. It'll be an northern adventure.

Today I have frisbee. My team frisbee team is pretty good. They're called the Dirty Sand-Chairs. How base.

I wonder if I'll always think like this. Unstable, fast thoughts. Maybe, like a fine wine, it'll get better with age... through fermentation.

2007-04-25T11:33:00.000-04:00

Due to popular request (Melissa!) I have modified my blog decor. I hope everyone likes it (Melissa!).

2007-04-10T10:00:00.000-04:00

Easter stuff.

Last weekend I went home for Easter. It was pretty sweet. I ate a chocolate bunny Michelle gave me and we stayed at my mom's house from Thursday to Saturday, then Michelle had to go back to TO to work. I hung out in Peterborough, ate food with my mom, watched Toronto get knocked out of their playoff spot, and ate Turkey at dad's. Also, I dug up the septic tank lids and moved some branches from mom's backyard. Then, I got a ride back to Toronto from Roland on Monday.

Yup, that pretty much sums up my weekend.

2007-03-19T12:38:00.000-04:00

Things to do

Visit Kelowna BC
Go on canoe or hiking trips
Go for bike rides
Visit the Maritimes and eat a lobster
Visit New York
Build a cottage
Have a party or go to a party
Write a short story
Get a notebook computer
Go rockwall climbing
Go go-karting

2007-03-13T17:09:00.000-04:00

Update:

This is an update. I have handed in my thesis and it's accepted so I've got my masters. I'm still working at UTIAS though, cause I've got to finish up a paper. Hopefully that'll be done by the end of this month. I've just got to sit down and write it, but I'm pretty lazy.

So that's what's new with me.

2007-02-27T14:22:00.000-05:00

Tomorrow I am supposed to have dinner with Michelle and her friends out in Whitby. But then I just remembered that I have a hockey game scheduled tomorrow. I had a little bit of a panic trying to figure out what to do and how to have my cake and eat it too. Would this be the end of my awesome day? .... Then I got an email saying that my hockey game was moved to Friday. Awesome... awesome to the max!

2007-02-27T12:49:00.000-05:00

I just need to hand in my thesis now and I'll be all done. I'll keep going in to U of T though, 'cause I need to finish up a journal paper, but I can use that time to find a job. So this is pretty cool.

That wraps up about 20 years of school for me. I'm a highly tuned mind-brain thinking machine.

I'll probably get a normal engineering job to start with and then later I'll make a space-ship building company and conquer the stars. It'll be sweet. Also, I'll buy a moped.

But for now I'm going to head out and get a rrrroll-up-the-rim cup of timmy-hos coffee and win a toyota camry hybrid.

2007-02-07T11:03:00.000-05:00

Violent lives
Philosophize,
Looking deep
within their eyes.
Mirror mirror
on the wall,
Life we'll eat,
And death we'll stall.

2007-02-06T12:01:00.000-05:00

Word up boyz and gurlz!

It's time for Jay's blogtastic blog of the day. I was just sitting here at home thinking about stuff. And then I got to thinking about how I think in circles, how my mind always traces its own steps. Perhaps my brain is not the free-flowing thought tool I once perceived it to be, but rather a pattern following machine unoriginal and contrived to the max.

But who cares about that, I think I'm going to post up some entertaining links. 'Cause everyone likes an entertaining link*.
1. My favorite online radio station CBC3
2. Video: who wants to be an Amerikan
3. Fainting Goats!!!!
4. My favorite restaurant finding site

*I don't guarantee that you will be entertained.

So that's it for now.
I'll go back to looking for jobs.

2007-01-30T10:28:00.000-05:00

Mediocre Man stands at center stage in a yellowish-brown suit. Frantic Boy bounds onstage and looks at the audience with his hands on his hips.

Frantic Boy - Why the brown suit, Mediocre Man?
Mediocre Man - Because today (raises an index finger skyward) I am Medium-Ochre Man!

Audience Groans.
Lights fade to black.

2007-01-30T10:27:00.000-05:00

I misstepped. My thesis work is still ongoing.

2007-01-18T20:11:00.000-05:00

6 Weird Things About Me

1. I sometimes imagine lines extending off the edges of walls, desks, and pointy things, and I make sure that I step over them.

2. I am a compulsive doer. I get agitated when there's anything I need to accomplish, but once I get it done I get a surge of relief.

3. I am completing my master's in aerospace engineering, but I hate school and always have.

4. I have learned how to break in to every house and apartment I have lived in, because I chronically lock my keys in my room.

5. It is my personal ambition to build my own spaceship.

6. I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.

2007-01-17T15:58:00.000-05:00

Stress

I am one with the stress. I take in the stress and use it to create something more powerful, more complex, something resembling a thesis. The stress and I dance in harmonious unison. One misstep in the chaotic swirling and I will be swept away. So I will not misstep and I will hand in that fucking thesis in a week and a half.

2006-12-19T23:13:00.001-05:00

Today was the last day where Michelle and I both lived downtown. You see, Michelle has finished all of her course work for pharmacy and is moving out of rez and back to her parents place. So we spent the afternoon walking around U of T's downtown campus taking pictures of ourselves in front of all the buildings. And then we went for coffee and reminisced about our times downtown and the friends we met. In about a month I will also finish my school work, but I'll probably stay downtown for a while. Getting my life in order and whatnot. By the way if anyone's work force is currently lacking an aerospace engineer give me a ring.

I'm going to take off and wrap some Christmas presents now. I'll see you all soon. BUT FIRST:

Beware the easing calm
of twinkling tinsel on the tree.
Beware the drowsy fumes
of drinks soooo apple cidery.
For killer candy cane cookies
are lurking here-abouts.
Too many years long past
have we ignored their silent shouts.

Always first, we snapped the neck
then chomped through to tender core.
One by one each cookie crumbled
in horrific cookie gore.
And now they're here for vengence
with plans we all should dread.
Lucky for us, they have no arms
and we can swallow them down instead.

Jay

2006-12-09T19:09:00.000-05:00

Hello,

Today is Dec. 9th 2006, the 24th anniversary of my beautiful Michelle's birth. She's been working hard on studying for her Therapeutic's exam, which is a tough course. So she's a bit busy today and can't really celebrate all that much. So we'll have to celebrate later.

As for me. I'm just working on my thesis. I'm looking forward to Friday, when everything is due and should be done for both me and Michelle, and we'll be heading out with our friend's for a little bit of fun.

So until I see everyone for Christmas, have fun and happy holidays.
Jay

2006-11-22T23:19:00.000-05:00

pop rocks,
little focks,
bringing down the house.
lose a shin,
take one in,
my pc's buzzing mouse.
i ate a turkey,
i feel murky,
pizza pizza pie.
i found a dime,
it was mine,
i think im gonna fly.

2006-11-15T15:35:00.000-05:00

Umbrella Man

Oh Umbrella Man, there is no rain today.
Your poncho has no purpose, there's no wet to keep away.
Oh Umbrella Man, I see you smiling wryly.
It's all a ruse to wear your boots, of which you think quite highly.

2006-11-09T19:28:00.000-05:00

At lunch today, me and some buds were playing road hockey at school and we broke a window. It's the first window I've ever helped break. Who'd've thought that a hockey/ baseball/ football/ soccer/ frisbee playing guy would break his first window at 24.

Also, this Saturday is the first playoff frisbee game for my frisbee team. It's gonna be sweet as pie.

Jay

2006-11-03T10:05:00.000-05:00

Friday,

Today is Friday. Friday's are nice and I look forward to them. On Friday Michelle and I go out for dinner. I think tonight we will go to a noodle place by my house. We have been in mourning for our old noodle place, 'Double Happiness', that went out of business recently. Maybe this new place will be even better, but will it serve us deep fried banana for dessert?...that remains to be seen.

Michelle's going to go home for the weekend. She's going to keep her sister Kelly company until their parents return from their China trip on Sunday. I think I'd like to go to Hong Kong some time. I'll need to brush up on my Cantonese.

I'll probably work on my thesis this weekend, and play frisbee and hockey on Saturday. I'll go for coffee with some friends. When I phone my friend Jason to go for coffee he knows immediately that Michelle has gone home for the weekend and that I'm bored out of my mind.

So I was surfing the net the other day and I found a webpage on making a log cabin, so I says to myself, 'Awesome Jay, you should do that!1!!!11!' So I told Michelle that I was going to build a log cabin maybe as a cottage or something. And she was like, 'I guess putting in the electricity is going to be hard, through all the logs and stuff.' And then I was all flabbergasted cause I never thought of putting electricity in the log cabin. I guess it goes to show that Michelle and I are on different wavelengths when it comes to log cabins.

Sincerely,
Jay David Tse-Gai Loftus

2006-10-27T13:17:00.000-04:00

A Story of Popsicles

There was a boy named Jeremy. He had a popsicle. It was delicious, but he dropped it. His friend Sarah also had a popsicle. She looked at the grounded popsicle, crusted with dirt, and she looked at Jeremy's sad sad face. So she dropped her popsicle too. And they went to Bobby's house and ate some popcorn.

Author,
Jay

2006-10-12T10:55:00.000-04:00

Memories that shaped me:

-Jumping off my roof into piles of snow with Kris Orson.
-Walking in the school yard by myself.
-Playing in with gt snow racers in the winter, then coming inside and drinking hot chocolate.
-I played with Lego instead of seeing my dying grandfather in the hospital.
-Playing baseball with Kris Orson in my front yard. We used a little ball-shaped cedar tree for a strike zone.
-Building 2 kayaks with my dad.
-My mom doing the origami folds that I couldn't do, like the squash fold.
-Folding paper airplanes for everyone at recess until everyone had a plane and the air was filled with planes and laughter.
-Hitting Kevin with tennis ball in the nose and giving him a bloody nose.
-Being yelled at by Mr.Chapman.
-Dropping dad's comb in the toilet, then flushing it to get rid of the evidence.
-Shaving my right eyebrow when I was little, 'cause it was the only facial hair I had.
-Being driven to hockey games with my dad and listening to Paul Simon and/or Enya.

2006-09-26T19:47:00.000-04:00

Teenage angst.

I used to have a whole lot of teenage angst. I wanted to figure out the meaning of life by age 20. I failed, but I am much less angsty about the whole issue.

2006-09-19T11:02:00.000-04:00

The Exit Doors Swing Inwards

And now we're all paying
The crowd is surging forwards
But the exit doors swing inwards
It looks like we'll be staying

2006-09-18T10:18:00.000-04:00

Last Weekend

Last weekend I went home with my sister, Melissa, and her fiancé, Mark, to visit my parents in Peterborough. My mom took us out to a restaurant Bonfire, which is a Swiss Chalet clone but still pretty yummy. And then the next day we went to my dad's and had a turkey dinner at my dad's. Later that night I went to my friend Roland's house, and hung out with da boyz. We played the Lego Star Wars 2 game. Out of all the lego computer games I've played, this one is my favorite. Then on Sunday I went to Michelle's house, and I went shopping with them. I think I've got some sort of shopping neurosis, because after about 5 minutes of girl shopping I get all antsy and want to lie down.

I'm happy for my friends. They all seem to be in a really comfy part of their lives. Everyone seems to be doing what they want and we all get to see each other every so often and it's really nice. I'm happy where I am in my life too. Life is good.

Regards,
Jay

2006-09-09T18:59:00.000-04:00

The Ichthyologist

In Parry Sound there was an Ichthyologist. He wasn't sure why he became an Ichthyologist, but it was probably due to the fact that his father was an Ichthyologist, and his grandfather was an Ichthyologist, and so on. In fact, he was a fifth generation Ichthyologist. But he wasn't sure if it was what he really wanted to do. Even at the age of 45, after a distinguished career, he would look around his home at the black and white photographs of his Ichthyologicking ancestors and feel like he was a poser.

That night he went to sleep wracked with a myriad of internal strife. And in his sleep it came to him... a dream creature... a marvelous specimen of the Ichthyological variety. "Why? Why do you question who you are?" it said. "Look in my eyes! Look deep!" So he gazed deeply into the dark orbs and behold! He saw himself!

He started awake, and pulled himself straight up in bed. He knew in his heart that something was fishy, and it was himself.

Author,
Jay Loftus

2006-08-29T12:35:00.001-04:00

My family is all grown up

I have come to the realization that my entire family, including myself, is all grown up. Just a little while ago we were all in university, plugging away... then bam! My sisters are either married or engaged, with full-fledged careers. And I'm working on a second degree, with a girlfriend who Zeus himself could not tear away from me.

I hope I still get Christmas presents.

Jay

2006-08-25T12:20:00.000-04:00

Twitch City DVD

Twitch City is my favorite tv show and guess what... it's being release on DVD Sept 19 2006. How sweet is that? So what I recommend is for everyone to go out and buy a copy 'cause it's awesome. And if you watch it then you'll be awesome too.

Jay

2006-08-21T10:51:00.000-04:00

This weekend

This weekend I went to a wooden boat show , and I brought my canoe to show off. It was nice to have fellow boat builders compliment your work. I was really glad I went.

I also hung out with my sisters and mom, which was fun. Maryann is heading off to Wales soon so it was good to see her before she's off.

I went to Jenn and Gord's party on Saturday night. Most everyone was there. Roland got irresponsibly intoxicated... tsk tsk, and I played with a Dora the Explora' toy fishing pole. Awesome to the max.

Michelle had a weekend downtown with her sister Kelly. I think they had a fun sisterly time.

When I have more to report, I will diligently do so.

Ever so sincerely,
Jay David Tse-gai Loftus VII

2006-08-08T08:29:00.000-04:00

Welcome, welcome to my world.

I have high hopes to finish my master's thesis by this december. That'll be sweet as pie. I went home to Peterborough this past weekend. It was crazy since my mother was still in hyper mode from her trip to Hong Kong. It's difficult to remain calm when you have a tornado mom spinning around the house. I think it got to my girlfriend Michelle too.

I think Michelle and I will head up to her cottage for the weekend. We've invited some of her friends so it should be a blast and a half.

Also last weekend I went canoeing with Michelle at my dad's new place using my homemade cedar strip canoe. It was really nice and calm.

That's it for now. Over and out.
Jay

2006-07-19T09:38:00.000-04:00

I lost my soul to killer monkeys.
They attacked me at College and Spadina.
Their claws went for my eyes, but missed
And ripped my soul to shreds.

2006-07-17T16:18:00.000-04:00

This is Jay again.

My dad and Carmen moved recently, that's something. Michelle (my gf) is away with her parents and sister on vacation. I hope she's having a good time. Nothing much is up with me.

I'll tell you a story:

Once upon a time there was a cricket of doom with fiery red eyes and a countenance to match. One day he came upon a family having a picnic. They looked picturesque with their wicker basket, fine white clothes and fancy blanket, completely unaware of the hellish mayham the cricket of doom was about to unleash. But then a robin ate the cricket.
ThE eNd

2006-07-12T08:34:00.000-04:00

I don't really have much to write in my blog. I'm still working on my thesis, but it's taking longer than I thought it would. Probably because I'm writing in my blog instead of working on it. I hope to graduate soon because I would like to get the hell out of school.

Also, Michelle is going on a trip to Europe with her family in a couple of days. I guess I'll have to relearn how to entertain myself while she's gone. Maybe I'll just visit my sister or something. She probably has some food I can eat too.

Anyway I'm going back to work on my thesis.

See you later, aligator.

2006-07-09T10:11:00.000-04:00

Things I want:
50" plasma HDTV
House
Car (prius)
mountain bike
rollerblades
faster computer
spaceship

2006-07-06T09:00:00.000-04:00

Frickin' Post #1 Bitches

Hello, welcome to my post world. I will put up my thoughts on this site and it will be awesome. So hold on to your hats and your toupees 'cause this could get rowdy.

So... a little about me. I'm 24, a boy, doing my Master's in Aerospace Engineering. I'm would say that I'm one of those sci-fi nerds who was socially awkward since age 9. But now has such awesomeness as to blow your mind!

Okay that's it for now. Ciao.

jAy